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“Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden. That’s what he said on his Twitch live stream.”

Does he have a patreon? I would like to commit lol.

Funny little tin-foil poem you got here John! Made me chuckle and just imagined Big Foot, running around the white house and spooking the Secret Service lol

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You’ve really tapped into my special interests here with sci-fi poetry and Bigfoot! What a well-executed bit of poetry and storytelling!

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If you never encounter Bigfoot in DC,

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Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden.

That's what he said on his Twitch live stream.

Don't you know that using social media and merch shops is the new way of being reclusive?

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