“Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden. That’s what he said on his Twitch live stream.”
Does he have a patreon? I would like to commit lol.
Funny little tin-foil poem you got here John! Made me chuckle and just imagined Big Foot, running around the white house and spooking the Secret Service lol
Someone has to keep the Secret Service on their toes, right? :)
I think Bigfoot would very much embrace patreon. And perhaps have his own YouTube channel and podcast on Spotify. He's all about marketing and gaining followers!
“Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden. That’s what he said on his Twitch live stream.”
Does he have a patreon? I would like to commit lol.
Funny little tin-foil poem you got here John! Made me chuckle and just imagined Big Foot, running around the white house and spooking the Secret Service lol
Someone has to keep the Secret Service on their toes, right? :)
I think Bigfoot would very much embrace patreon. And perhaps have his own YouTube channel and podcast on Spotify. He's all about marketing and gaining followers!
You’ve really tapped into my special interests here with sci-fi poetry and Bigfoot! What a well-executed bit of poetry and storytelling!
Thank you. :) I love writing tabloid headline inspired poems. They always take such interesting turns.
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Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden.
That's what he said on his Twitch live stream.
Don't you know that using social media and merch shops is the new way of being reclusive?
That's what the recluses tell me.