“Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden. That’s what he said on his Twitch live stream.”
Does he have a patreon? I would like to commit lol.
Funny little tin-foil poem you got here John! Made me chuckle and just imagined Big Foot, running around the white house and spooking the Secret Service lol
“Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden. That’s what he said on his Twitch live stream.”
Does he have a patreon? I would like to commit lol.
Funny little tin-foil poem you got here John! Made me chuckle and just imagined Big Foot, running around the white house and spooking the Secret Service lol
You’ve really tapped into my special interests here with sci-fi poetry and Bigfoot! What a well-executed bit of poetry and storytelling!
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Trust me, Bigfoot wants to stay hidden.
That's what he said on his Twitch live stream.
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